Dover Blows and they aren’t kidding!

 

I could not believe it was October already. It seemed like just yesterday we were doing the test cook in my driveway. The summer had flown by, I guess because I was so busy. Oh well, it was time to get ready for what would be our last contest of the season. Bobby was out of town on vacation and would not make the trip to Dover, we would miss him.

 

The contest would be held in the infield at Dover Downs Racetrack. This is a track that hosts the NASCAR teams twice a year for a race. The BBQ teams set up on the pads where the NASCAR drivers park their campers when they are in town. Each site has its own hookup for water, electric and sewage. A very nice setup.

 

We had everything in the trailer that we needed and those items pretty much stayed put. I did like to look things over and make sure we had everything before we took off. We kept a list in the trailer during contests, when we found we needed something, we would note it on the list. I would check the list and get the needed items, if possible, before the next event. One exception was after Bel Air, Bobby noted that we needed an RV, I think we will hold off on that purchase for a little while.

 

Responsibilities at my new job would prevent me from taking the entire day off on Friday. Erich and Mike came by around 9:00 AM and hooked up the trailer to head for Dover Downs. They would meet up with Al out on Route 95 and make the trip together. I would take off as soon as I could. We did not have time to trim the meat beforehand, so the trimming would have to be done on site.

 

I worked in the office until around 11:30 before I was able to sneak away for the weekend. Around 2:30, when I arrived, the boys had the site set up and everything was in great shape. Mike and I began to prep the meat, we had decided on one extra butt and brisket along with two additional slabs of spares in addition to the amount we had been cooking. The prep work would take a little longer than usual, but we had time.

 



Mistakenly, I had packed only one boning knife in the case that I carry to each contest. I do not think I will make that mistake again. I had other knifes in the case, but it’s hard to make time trimming with a slicing knife, lest you would like to add a little fillet-O-finga into the mix. Believe me, I have a hard enough time working with the proper sharp knife without requiring a transfusion, as the nicks and scars on my ageing digits will bear witness to. So needless to say, having only one boning knife, and now with additional meat, we were a little behind on our prep work.

 

 

Chris, from IQUE, was flying solo this weekend and was next door to us. Believe me when I tell you, doing a contest is a lot of work when you have four others helping, I can’t imagine doing one alone. I had corresponded with Chris several times on various BBQ forums but had never met him in person. After introducing myself, I asked him to join us for dinner.

 

Steve was also cooking this contest. He was working with Jack McDavid of Jacks Down Home and was set up not far away. I told him to be sure and stop by for some chili and a shot of agave juice, which, in the tradition of my mentor, we now kept on hand in the trailer for just such occasions.

 

Erich and Al attended the cooks meeting and collected the boxes. We finished with the trim work by early evening and then enjoyed a fine dinner of chili, cornbread and sweet corn on the cob, the last of the summer, prepared by Al. A nice dinner, a couple of beers, a fine cigar, a few laughs, it was starting out to be a very enjoyable night.

 

The weather around these parts can be very unsettled in the month of October. It can be cool, you might even see a heavy frost in the later days or a possible snow flurry. You may have to switch the air conditioning back on, as some October days can be down right hot. Of course, the transitional days between these differing weather systems can always be a little exciting.

 

 

 

So far this year had been fairly mild, we really had not seen any sign of fall and or winter as of yet. On Friday we were wearing short pants and tee shirts, the nights were cool, but the daytime temps were very enjoyable. On Friday afternoon, the weatherman was calling for a front to move through the Delaware area, with a possibility of severe storms accompanied by strong and gusty winds. We took the normal precautions when setting our site and anchored our canopies down with five gallon buckets filled with water. During the afternoon and evening, I tried to keep things in the storage boxes in case we had to move into the trailer due to rain.

 

Folks that cooked this contest the year before talked about the wind and how strong it blew on Friday that year. I had seen pictures of some of the damage, it did not look like fun. One competitor even coined the expression, Dover Blows, in reference to the winds, of course. Around 10:00, I spoke to Jo on the phone. She was watching the Weather Channel and said that it looked like we were about to be clobbered. I will never tell her, but I wish for once I had listened to her, please, keep this between us, and do not tell her. I looked up at the sky, no lightning, no thunder, a few stars, just a slight breeze out of the south, nah, we would be all right, lets go visiting.

 

We were about 200 yards from our site at the first stop on our meet and greet tour. We found the Pequea boys visiting at another site and we stopped in hopes of scoring a few cherries. While we stood talking, a slight breeze came and lifted the canopy we were next to and dropped it on the road. We all grabbed a post and tried to remove the nylon to prevent the thing from sailing off again, the breeze was still increasing. We had more or less stabilized this canopy, when we noticed the wind was still getting stronger.

 

Hadn’t we better get back to check on our site? As soon as we started walking in that direction, the wind really started to blow. I looked across the infield and could see multiple canopies taking flight, along with dirt, dust, cooler lids, coolers, paper towels, and anything else that was not anchored down, along with a few things that were. I am not sure, but I think I saw Mrs. Gulch and Dorothy sail by, Auntie Em, Auntie Em! We all began to run in hopes of preventing damage to our site. I was a little concerned that someone was going to be hit by the flying debris. For a while, it was down right scary. The wind was ripping through the aluminum bleachers making a tremendous rumbling sound. It sounded like the benches were about to break off and join the aerial bombardment. I hoped they stayed put.

 

We arrived at our site just in time and were able to remove the nylon coverings from our two larger canopies before they lifted off. The smaller canopy over our cookers was not as lucky and already went for a ride, laying in a twisted pile against the chain link fence to the rear of our site. Other than a brief shower, it never really rained at all. Almost a quick as it had started, the wind began to subside, the damage already done.

 

I made a quick assessment of our situation, which really was not that bad. Power restored to the Guru, the cooker was working. We set off to see if we could lend a hand to the others around us that did not fair as well. Property damage seemed to be abundant, the EZ-UP folks would be happy, as numerous canopies were headed for the dumpster. Thank God no one was hurt.

 

I had heard that a few teams packed up after the storm and left, but I do not know for sure. What I do know is the people that were not hit hard went around and helped those that were. Even people that had minimal damage were out helping those with more extensive damage. “What do you need?” was a question that I most heard that evening, as teams helped each other, lending equipment, supplies, cookers, what ever it took. I, for one, was very impressed by the way that folks came together after the storm, it made me very proud to be a part of this community called BBQ.

 

The wind subsided, the stars came out and by 2:00 AM, it was an enjoyable night. The rest of the team bunked down for the night while I sat up and had a few more beers. From my spot, with the huge lights over the infield, I could see the smoke from all of the cookers wafting by, what a sight. Life is good.

 

Morning arrived, unfortunately, a free breakfast was not on the schedule. I understood the contest organizers had put out a nice spread for the cooks meeting that I did not attend. Al and Erich must have forgotten to tell us about that, they surely did not return with any carryout bags. We enjoyed a continental breakfast of coffee and Danish, in house, it was not too bad.

Erich, the fill-in runner, timed the walk to the turn in area to be about two minutes. We would have to be careful with the time. The turn ins went very smoothly as the guys worked very well as a team, many times anticipating the next step and moving forward to get things ready. When we would finish with an item for the day, it was washed and put away. A well oiled machine might be a bit over the top to describe our team at this point, but we were definitely getting with the program, the guys had really come together to move as one. I was sad that this would be the last contest of the season.

 

After the site was pretty much broken down, I thought I would walk over and see how Steve and Jack were doing. While on the way to their site, I found them behind the RV that belonged to Tuffy Stone from Cool Smoke. Tuffy was last years Grand Champion in this event and has scored numerous wins during his time on the BBQ circuit. Steve waved me over and I found myself in a conversation with three BBQ greats. The talk was about how the turn-ins went and about past contests, I didn’t have much to offer to the conversation when I noticed another fellow headed our way. “Who’s buying the ice cream?” asked Johnny Trigg, a legend in the BBQ world, as he joined the group for a little pre awards banter.

 

Let me set the scene for you, four guys with who knows how many contests and Grand Championships between them and one fat guy with his jaw hanging open, a large cranium, and BBQ sauce on his shirt, standing in a circle discussing their turn-ins. The fat guy, by the way, has not won a single Championship, is cooking in his forth contest and can barely win an argument with his wife. What was I doing here? At least I was not slobbering that I knew of, babbling yes, but I do not think I slobbered. I had nothing to offer that made any sense, when I could get my mouth to work, nothing would come out, an extreme rarity for me, as anyone that knows me would tell you. Steve tried to involve me in the discussion, but to no avail, it was not his fault, I was mortified. I couldn’t string two words together to make a sentence, I even had trouble trying to produce a coherent thought. The only thought in my mind was, how do I get myself out of here? Finally, the pause I had been waiting for, I spun on my heel and hobbled away, tail between my legs, a broken man. I did not hear it, but I am sure someone had to say as I walked away, “what’s up with that guy?” At least that’s what I would have said. For once in a very long time, I didn’t have anything to say, a rarity, that’s for sure. Somebody notify the press and call me a doctor.

 

 

I stumbled back to our site only to find everyone had left to go to the awards, good, that would give me a chance to gather my thoughts and make up a story about where I had been. Surely I could not be honest and tell the whole story about how the cat had gotten my tongue, could I? Speechless, that’s not me.

 

I located the gang at the awards and it was not long before the fun began. Eighty-three teams were present and they would be calling from tenth place up. Chicken, ribs, and pork came without a mention of our name. I knew it would happen, it was bound to, I just wished that it wouldn’t. A contest without a call, no big deal, look around at who was here, some pretty stiff competition.

 

Brisket category, tenth through second, no call. First place goes to…….a pause…..”who are those guys?”…. Wow, a first place in brisket, can you believe that one, I know I couldn’t. I had barely settled back into my seat when they started on the overall winners. Seventh place would be ours. I tried to get the others up, but they wouldn’t budge, I was happy to walk again and had completely forgotten about my earlier brush with awkwardness at the BBQ roundtable.

 

We had worked to improve our pork and must have done something right, as we took 11th place pork, just one position from getting a call. Chicken was 48th and ribs finished 31st, a solid showing overall in a large, deep and talented field.

 

Dover was our forth and final contest of the season, we would all agree, we had a heck of a run during our rookie year. We learned a lot and met many very nice people, all the while having a good time ourselves. We still have a lot to learn and many mistakes yet to make, some I am sure we will make over and over again. However, as long as you have good friends, cold beer, a little grub, and a warm fire, who could ask for anything more?

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It’s not the heat, it’s the humidity or The birth of the BBQ Nazi

 

 

The smoke had barely settled from the contest at Bel Air and it was time to prep for New Holland. Due to a family commitment, Mike was going to miss the Summer Fest, we would be operating with four team members.
 

 

 

 

In addition to the regular KCBS categories, there would be two optional cooks, chefs’ choice and sausage. These catagories would not count toward the KCBS section of the contest. Jo had volunteered to cook the chefs’ choice and the team would do the sausage entry. We only had to gather up the meats, beer and garnish then we were all set. Al met me at my house around 9:00 AM on Friday then we set out for the drive up to New Holland PA. We used Map Quest and took the back way through the farm country of York and Lancaster Counties. The area is rich with beautiful farms many owned and operated by Amish families, this is always a very enjoyable ride.
 

 

 

 

We arrived at the Lions Park in New Holland around 11:00 and were quickly directed to our site, we were not the last to arrive, over half of the teams were already in place. It is easy to see why this contest is a favorite for the teams on the BBQ circuit. It is a beautiful location and the organizers really take care of the contestants. Plenty of ice, free breakfast, reliable electric hook ups, well organized, clean rest rooms and good music. The crowds here are also very friendly; it’s just a good all-round deal.
 

 

 

 

Al and I set up the site, it was not long before Bobby and Erich showed up, after the set up was completed of course. Just kidding. We had plenty of time and spent the afternoon prepping the meat and drinking a few cold beers. Steve and his father Dale were cooking again as Team Agave and were looking to threepeat as Grand Champions. They were set up just across from us. I had bought a whole beef tenderloin for Friday night dinner. Some of the wifes were stopping up along with a few friends. I had also invited Steve and his parents over to dine with us. No problem at all, fourteen was a heck of a lot easier than the feeding the masses at Bel Air.
 

 

 

 

 

While cutting, trimming and prepping the tenderloin for the grill, Dean Ayers paid us a visit from the Pork & Deans BBQ Team. He walked in and announced that he “KNEW where Street Maryland was”. What did I tell you? We enjoyed the banter and it turned out we had several mutual friends and acquaintances with Dean, as his shop is located in the northern section of Harford County. He was very helpful in showing us a slipknot for which to tie our fillet mignon. We invited him to stop by later for dinner but he said that he had other plans.
 

 

 

 

 

Earlier in the day, I was introduced to Keith from the Smokey Bottom Boys, another veteran of the Bel Air tailgater which they won in 2005. I had communicated with Keith via the internet when I was researching our cooker. Keith also test drove the Tall Boy but then decided on the Backwoods Competitor. It was nice meeting him in person.
 

 

 

 

 

The cooks’ meeting was set for 6:00 PM, Bobby and I set off to represent our team. This meeting is where the contest organizers and KCBS representatives answer questions, explain the rules, and give the cooks any last minute information. The official clock used for the turn in times is usually present at the meeting and the teams can use it to set their own clocks in hopes of not being late with an entry, at least due to a time misunderstanding.
 

 

 

 

 

The last part of the meeting is where the turn-in boxes are passed out to the teams to submit their entries the next day. The team names were being called in the order that they registered for the contest. This would make our team towards the very end of the 72-team field, as we were one of the last in the door due to coming in off the waiting list. As each team name was called, they went forward to pick up their boxes, then left the room for their respective sites.
 

 

 

 

 

This is when it hit me. Intimidated would be putting it lightly. Some of these teams I had seen on the Food Network, many I had read about during my many years of surfing BBQ web sites and other BBQ publications, many were winners of multiple Grand Championships’, some guys had their own line of spices and BBQ rubs. And there we were, Who are those guys? I wonder if its too late to get our entry fee back and break for the door. Just kidding, but I gotta tell you, I WAS intimidated, confident, a little, but defiantly intimidated. I am glad that was over, gimme a beer.
 

 

 

 

Everything was prepped and in the cooler in plenty of time. The team whipped up a fine dinner that included sweet corn, baked potato, sautéed mushrooms, grilled onion and filet mignon. My quick attempt at bourbon sauce for the steaks was a disaster, what a waste of good bourbon, that stuff could not be served, what a shame. Some of George’s famous homemade oatmeal crisp cookies that were served for desert topped off the evening meal. Everyone in attendance said the food was good; you would have to ask them if it was or not, me, I thought it was pretty good.
 

 

 

 

After dinner, I took a stroll around the park with Steve and met a few more teams. I was introduced to Dan and Jason from 3 EYZS BBQ. This was their second year in competition and they have done very well as a team so far. Their success includes a Grand Championship at the contest in Stevensville Maryland in July 2007. I had seen them around at some other events but had never met them in person. As it turns out, 3EYZS also had its beginning at the tailgater challenge in Bel Air. Small world. They have just begun to sell their own BBQ rub, I understand that it has a hint of sweetness to it and I cannot wait to try it on some chicken and ribs.
 

 

 

 

At the appropriate time, the big meats went into the smoke and we took off again for some more meet and greet. We were getting the hang of this. The other members of the team joined me as we stopped by and saw Mark and Jim of Pequea Pullers and were offered a sample from the soaking cherry jar, we would not refuse. We walked, talked and had a generally good time looking at cookers and talking BBQ with the other competitors. We even saw one team that was in the process of removing all the skin from their chicken thighs, scraping the fat from the underneath with a surgical knife, then replacing the skin. That looked like a lot of work, and I thought we spent a lot of time with OUR chicken. As we drifted past the stage, which was set with all of the trophies in preparation for the next day’s awards, Al pointed at third place chicken trophy and said, “That’s ours”. I think my reply was something along the lines of, “yeah right”, but chances are, it was a little more colorful than that!
 

 
 

 

 

The weatherman was calling for possible record setting heat for Saturday, the night was warm and still. We set up our cots under the canopies hoping to avoid getting soaked with dew in the morning. Bobby had a brand new cot and sleeping bag he could not wait to try out. Everyone was tired and ready for bed as we prepared to catch a few ZZZZ’s for the night.

 

 

 

As we said our good nights waiting for the never failing, “good night John Boy” I noticed that Bobby’s voice was missing in action. I got up from my nest, walked over to his spot, found the cot, bag and pillow, but no Bob. Where did he go? What about Bob? I asked everyone else, no one had seen him leave. He said not a word to anybody about leaving…hmmm…earlier that evening, Bobby was saying that he did not feel well, not that it affected his beer intake, but he did say it!
 

 
 

 

 

I walked over to the nearby latrine, maybe he was in there, nope. How about over to his truck, did he decide to sleep there? Nope, did he fall out on the way to the truck? Not that I could find with my trusty flashlight, but I did not look that hard, well, maybe I did. Time for a team meeting which everyone attended from their bunks.

 

 

 

Where’s Bobby? Everyone wanted to know. Should we call the cops, the contest people, and did anybody give a hoot? When who should walk into the site and head for their brand new sleeping bag and cot, it was Waldo himself, AKA Bobby. He didn’t like the accommodations at the nearby privy and decided to walk up to the larger more accommodating facilities on the other side of the fair grounds without telling anybody, next time , he can go look for himself. I am going to bed!
 

 

 

 

The night was uneventful and daybreak found me getting the ribs into the smoke. A quick check on our butts and briskets found everything where I wanted it to be, temperature wise. The guys at Smoken Dudes do a nice breakfast for the teams on Saturday morning and this year was no different. Everyone was feeling good as we sat around the site after eating, for a little down time, the calm before the storm you could say. The morning just had that feeling, it was going to be a hot one and there was not one thing we could do about it. We did bring along a couple of box fans to put into strategic locations around the site to move a little air, but hot air moving is almost as hot as hot air sitting still, or something like that, anyway, it was warm and soon to get hot.
 

 

 

 

Sausage was first, ahead of chicken, I tried to cook ours the same way I did in 2006, unfortunately, we did not have the same results. The chicken was in the smoker, in what I thought was plenty of time, but I could not get it to temperature. It was hanging around at about 140-150 and we did not have time to waste. I will have to admit, I got into a bit of a tizzy. Sometime earlier in the weekend, the handle “BBQ Nazi” was given to me by Bobby.
 

 

 

 
 

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The guys all jumped right on it and the fellows next to us, Smoke Shackers, also had a good laugh. Nazi or no Nazi, the chicken was standing still and the clock was ticking. We had not started to apply sauce and finish the yard bird off as we could not get it cooked. We had an indirect fire going in the Weber Kettle that we use to set our sauces. I called for the chicken to be moved to the Weber on the direct side in an attempt to get some heat and increase the internal temp.
 
 

 

 

 

One thing you do not want is undercooked chicken. The fire in the kettle was not very hot so this was not doing much, but it seemed like at least we were doing something. Al was on the grill and kept telling me not to worry as I drifted further and further into panic mode. The Nazi was in the house! The chicken came to temp and the sauce was set. I built the box without too much panic and Bobby took off for the judges, we made it with time to spare. I took a piece of chicken to taste from the pan that didn’t make it into the box and it was lousy, I took two bites and gave it a pitch, well, we were in the tank already I thought. I hoped that things would get better, it sure was getting hot.
 
 

 

 

 

Chicken and sausage were in, it was just past 12:00 noon, only 4 more categories to go, I felt like it was late afternoon and we should be cleaning up. Did I mention that it was a little warm? Well it was down right hot! How hot was it? It was hotter than a …….well you get the picture. Miserable hot. We slugged through the remaining turn-ins for the KCBS meats. Jo was doing the chefs choice and had chosen a crab dish that we served in a crab shell, surrounded with a dozen extra large BBQ shrimp. I helped her get the dish in the box and ran it to the scoring table as the heat had gotten the best of our runner Bobby. He was in a chair, in the shade, taking in needed fluids, he looked rough. One down.

 

 

 

After Jo’s dish was in, it was past 2:00, we started to break down the site. It seemed like it was getting hotter by the minute. Someone asked me where something went in the trailer and my answer was anywhere that it fits, just throw it in. I think my real answer here was “it goes up your ***”, but I am trying to keep this a family show. We tried to leave to canopies up until last so that we would have a little reprieve from the sun, but eventually, they were broken down and tossed in.
 

 

 

 

We grabbed our folding chairs and moved up to the picnic grove near the stage where there were a few shade trees. It was none too soon for me as I was just starting to get cold chills and I knew that was not good. We got under the trees and I located some ice, which I passed around to anyone who wanted it. I used the ice as a cooling pack and continued to take in water as I began to develop a pounding headache. The good news was that the chills had subsided; the bad news was I began to experience severe cramps or charley horses in my legs. Some of them so bad I had to get up and walk around. Jo, who is a nurse, said it was from the lack of electrolytes. Another note to self, pack some Gatorade or some other sport drink in the cooler for summer contests. Everyone was feeling the effects from the heat as we sat and waited for the awards to begin, there was not much idle chitchat.
 

 

 

 

Did I mention the word chafing, an unpleasant word that’s for sure. Webster defines the word chafing as heat, wear, or soreness caused by rubbing. That pretty much nails it. Particularly unpleasant for me this weekend. The air was very hot, couple that with the radiant heat coming off the grill and cooker and we are talking scorching hot here. The kind of heat that causes you to sweat just standing still. Unfortunately for me, I was not just standing still, I was soaked and I was walking about.
 

 

 

 

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The combination of sweat soaked underwear and continual walking around results in an unwanted uncomfortable condition called chafing. This is a result of the rubbing of wet under garments across wet skin in the crotchel area over and over and over.I am not sure that crotchel is a word as it does not show up in my latest copy of Websters, but I think that it should be and it certainly applies here. This condition can be very annoying if the afflicted is a slightly overweight, big headed, middle-aged, BBQ Nazi. A long time tighty-whitey man, well, you get the point. I was going to attach an image here but decided against it, I think you get the visual without it, you can thank me later. Another note to self, include a few changes of underwear and some Gold Bond ointment or powder into the must bring list, especially if the temperature is predicted to be over 95 in the shade. In short, try to avoid chafing in the crotchel area at all costs.

 

 

 

The contest folks at New Holland had decided to call to the stage the top 15 places for the KCBS meats which I thought was a great idea considering the size of the field. Sausage was first, we did not get a call. Then came the chefs choice, I really thought ours had a chance, no call. Don’t sweat it, I told myself, this was our third contest and look who was here, we were lucky to even get in, this contest has a waiting list every year. They would call places 15-11 as a group, then begin the single call out for 10th -1st.
 

 

 

 

Chicken was next, maybe we could grab one of the 15-11th places, wait a minute, the chicken I ate tasted like seagull, no way were we getting a call in chicken. The third place chicken winner is, Al looked over at me, we waited, “who are those guys?”…. What heat? I sprang from my chair as if I had been shot from a gun, this cannot be happening. My formally cramped up legs gave me a temporary pass as I just about jogged up to receive our award. On the way up and back other cooks would offer handshakes and or congratulations, I could not believe it. Upon retuning to our spot, I passed the trophy around for the guys to see, handshakes and congrats were a plenty. We would have been satisfied to go home right there, but fortunately for us, we decided to hang around. Third place chicken at New Holland now that was all right!
 

 

 

 
 

The next category was ribs, I thought ours looked and tasted good. The judges agreed, we got a call for 8th place pork ribs. As I walked to the stage to except the ribbon for our ribs, the announcer said, “I have a feeling by the end of today were gonna know who these guys are!” Pretty cool.

 

 

 

The next call was for pork, certainly not our strong suit. Again, as before, I was not happy with our pork entry. I thought it looked and tasted like pot roast, not good. At least I remembered to include the sauce, but it did not help, at least in my opinion. We listened intently for our name for each place but it was not to be, no call in the pork category. I, for one, wasn’t surprised. During the pork awards, my legs began to cramp again, so much that I had to leave my seat and go stand in the back of the crowd. Jo left her seat and came back to stand with me, I guess in case I was to keel over.
 

 

 

 

Brisket was next and I will tell you with two calls under our belt, I was really feeing good, with the exception of my severe headache, cramping legs, and aformentioned friction issue. Without another call all day, we would have been very satisfied. I still payed attention from my perch all the way in the back of the crowd, I wasn’t hurting that bad. Steve got a call for 10th place brisket and on his way back to his seat he went by and said, “you guys are kickin ass, you’ve got a chance to take this.” I think it was then that it hit me, maybe we could, I really had not even thought of the possibility, we had gotten two calls, maybe yet in brisket, who knows, do you think? Second place brisket goes to…..”Who are those guys?”…wow….three calls including a second in brisket, we might have a chance.
 

 

 

 

After the brisket walk I returned to my seat, wouldn’t you know it, the cramps were gone again. I have to tell you, my old memory is a little foggy from this point forward. I think it was a combination of shock, disbelief, heat and too much beer the day before but my recollection of the overall awards is sketchy at best. I was sitting next to Al and I whispered over, we have a real chance here, that’s about all I remember. The teams were called and they were getting closer and closer to the top spots. Our name not mentioned yet, was the pork that bad? Was it disqualified? My head was spinning, and when a head the size of mine gets to spinnin, you had better watch out.
 

 

 

 

The announcer was down to third overall when he called out our name, I could not believe it, third at New Holland. I motioned to the team to come with me as they had always been reluctant in the past to walk up to the stage. They all stood and we walked together to get the trophy. It was a great feeling. We had our picture taken and several other teams called out to us, what a ride. We returned to our seats and attempted to sit but there was way too much excitement for all of that. Reserve went to Jacks Down Home and Grand was Pennsylvania Midnight Smokers, congratulations to them.
 

 

 

 

A check of the scoring sheet showed our total score as 651.4286, the winner was 654.2854, man, we were close. Our pork finished 39th overall, respectable, but oh what if.
 

 

 

 

We were 24th in sausage and 15th in chefs choice. We later found out that most of the top scores in the choice category were desserts. This made too much sense. The chef’s choice was the last to go in, the judges had been sampling BBQ foods for two hours, why wouldn’t they want something sweet, another lesson learned.
 

 

 

 

Chris from Dizzy pig stopped in to offer his congrats. He remarked that he had walked by our site the night before, he said he could feel it, we had the mojo happenin. I am not quite sure we are producing any mojo yet, but coming from Chris, that was a huge compliment. It meant a lot to all the guys on the team.
 

 

 

 

We poised for a few more pictures and even got Steve into one before we all hit the road for home. Steve was genuinely happy for us as he offered handshakes and backslaps all around. My reply to his kind words was thank you, thanks for sharing his knowledge and thanks for being a friend. The way I see it, if we do well, Steve is doing well. Good vibes and karma, pass it on!
 

 

 

 

I burned up the battery on my cell phone during the drive home. The first call was to Mike. Due to the limited service around in PA Dutch Country, I had to call him back three times to give him the whole story, he was very happy for the team. I called my sons, my mother, my friends, anyone I could think of to tell the story of our good fortune. At one point I dialed a wrong number and I told that guy how we did, he wasn’t impressed and threatened to turn me in for an annoying phone call, oh well, everyone else liked the story. I even think I called Jo who was driving just ahead of me to ask her if this was all a dream, it wasn’t.
 

 
 

 

 

We had come into New Holland as a new team and a last minute entry and finished third overall out of 72 teams. I really could not believe it. I know we had a great deal of luck with us, but I also think we were on the right track, or at the very least, we were close to the track. It seemed that some judges liked our product, at least they had so far. I guess we would find out in October. The contest at Dover was rumored to have over 70 teams signed up already, and it was only August.

Or Cooking a contest and having 125 people in for dinner the night before

 

The Bel Air Bash is where it all began back in 2004 when we cooked the tailgater challenge. We had never competed on the professional side and looked forward to doing so this year. As I said before, this was our hometown contest, so that made it a little more special. I have a habit of running off at the mouth on occasions, as many who know me will attest to, and this time it was no different. It seemed everywhere I went, when the topic of the Bel Air cook off came up, I would say, be sure to stop in and see us Friday night. The only problem this created was that many folks were looking forward to stopping in. Oh well, what is the big deal, having a few friends drop by on Friday for a beer or a bite to eat, how much trouble could it be? I could not help thinking about the immortal words of George Costanza, “not that there’s anything wrong with that”.

 

 

 

While contemplating what we were going to prepare for Friday evening I started to try and get a rough count of how many folks MIGHT be stopping by. This task became too intimidating and I just gave up, it looked to be a lot. I had better be sure and trim up all of the contest meat at home on Thursday, as Friday night could get a little hectic. You are allowed to trim your meat ahead of time, you just can not apply any seasonings or sauces until after the meat is inspected. I decided to do a couple of pork butts ahead of time and then pull them for BBQ sandwiches on Friday. Sweet corn was running good and we could do a few dozen ears. Along with a couple of store bought sides and we were in business. We could always lay in a couple more cases of beer. No big deal.

 

 

When Mike stopped over on Thursday evening to help with the trimming he was asking how many people would be at our site. I thought at this time it was best to dummy up and do another pork butt just in case. I think by the time that he left, he had a good idea that there might more than a few stopping by to visit on Friday evening, but he didn’t get that from me!

 

 

Friday morning around 9:00 Mike and I loaded up and took off for the 15 minute drive to the town of Bel Air. I figured we would be arriving early and would have no trouble getting into our spot. When we arrived at the contest site, the place was just about full. Most everyone was already in place and it seemed we were almost late. It was a good thing that Mike was there to back in the trailer. It was a very tight fit and would have taken me two weeks to get it into position. How about that, we lived the closest and were the last to arrive, go figure. My son Sam and his girlfriend Megan helped us set up the site. After everything was set, Mike and I returned home to get a shower as it was very humid which is typical for August in Maryland.

 

 

On my way back to Bel Air I stopped for some more beer and last minute items including the garnish we would need for the turn-in boxes. As the afternoon wore on the guys on the team dribbled in one by one. Al stopped on the way and picked up the banner which we unveiled as soon as he arrived, we all thought that it looked great. As the afternoon progressed, we prepped the meat for cooking and retuned it to the cooler while also readying things for our visitors.

 

 

It was not long before people started to stop by. I have to say, the evening went very smoothly with the help of the team members. Everyone chipped in which made it easy for everyone as no one person was over worked. At some point late in the afternoon, I heard a strange voice while I was trimming the beef ribs, “hey you bum!” I looked up to see my friend Steve Farin. Earlier in the week, I had spoken to Steve, as he did not enter the contest this year and he said he did not think he would make it down from his home near Boston. He decided at the last minute to come and cook with his friend Jack McDavid of Jacks Down Home BBQ. It was great seeing Steve and he said he would stop by later for a nightcap.

 

 

Later in the night, after the big meats went on, we finally had a minute to sit around and relax. We tried to estimate the number of people that had stopped in and the number just keep growing, let us just say that it was “a lot”. We sat at the table, had some laughs, then walked around to the sites visiting with the other teams. We stopped in and saw the Dizzy Pig gang. Chris let us have a seat in his Dads rocking chair to take in some good vibes, we will take all the good vibes that we can get.

 

 

Our neighbors Jim and Mark of Pequea Pullers offered us some of their legendary soaked cherries, they could be considered habit forming, (the cherries that is). We had just met these two that morning and found them to be super friendly. Having just met them at 9:30 AM, by evening, it was as if we had known them for years, a very frequent occurrence on the BBQ trail we would discover. One thing about these two guys, every time I looked over at them, they were either sitting in their chairs watching the world go by, or the chairs were empty and they would be out visiting, with there ever-present jar of cherries. They really have this game figured out. Compared to them, we appear to be rushed and always behind, with not much time to sit and watch, but we were getting better.

 

 

We also stopped and spoke with Bill from Just Smoken Around. They had been at the Landover contest and won the Grand Championship, but we never got to meet them in person. We stopped in, introduced ourselves and spent some time talking Que with Bill and the boys. Another real nice bunch.

 

 

It was not long before the ole eyes were getting heavy and it was time to bed down for the night. Al and Erich set up their cots and Bobby opted to attempt to sleep on a lounge chair. We had a weak cool front come through just around sundown and the air was cool for August, Bobby did not bring along any blankets and I do not think he will make that mistake again. I had an extra in the Hotel Tahoe that I let him use, but I think he was a little chilly all night long. I had set up my cot in the trailer near the cooker and tried to get some sleep. A great mystery still exists to this day as to where Mike bunked down for the night. He will swear that he slept in his truck over in the event parking lot, but rumor has it that he slid home and racked out in his bed. Who could blame him, it was not necessary for everyone to have a lousy nights sleep, was it? Mikes story is he slept in his truck and he is sticking to it.

 

 

 

One thing I noticed at this contest was the proliferation of the BBQ Guru. There were a lot more teams (50) at this event than at the first one we did at Landover (16). It seemed like everyone has a Guru. While lying in the trailer attempting to get some sleep, I must have gotten up five times during the night because I heard a Guru alarm going off. When I looked at our cooker, I would find that it was always someone else’s alarm and not ours. Our Tall Boy was just chugging along.

 

 

 

I jokingly complained to Shotgun Fred, the maker of the Guru, the next day, too many teams were using his product and all of the alarm noise was confusing. I made a suggestion; you know all of the annoying ring tones that they have included on cell phones, why not include different ring tones on the Gurus. That way, each team would select a different tone to be able to tell them apart. Somehow, I do not think he is moving on it. I can see it now, just what we need, our alarm singing “Strangers in the Night” or better yet “Smoke gets in your Eyes” in the middle of an all night cook, hmmmmm maybe in a couple of years he will get back to me about my suggestion, but then again, maybe not. I do not think I will be holding my breath even though I think it is a good idea.

 

 

Around daybreak, I got up to get the ribs on. Bobby was also up and made a note to his self to purchase a cot and sleeping bag before the next event. The lounge chair and borrowed blanket did not make the grade as far as he was concerned. The rest of the morning was uneventful until Mike drifted in and the inquisition began. We had many laughs and even involved Mike’s wife Linda when she arrived later in the morning.

 

 

We were cooking the add on category of beef ribs at this contest. A local supplier, Deer Creek Beef, donated the racks to the teams that wanted to enter this category. They would be an additional item and not count towards the regular KCBS contest. I had planned to cook the beef ribs and weeks before had bought several racks to cook at home in an attempt to make something eatable out of them. I find beef ribs to be a little too fatty and not very meaty for my liking. Nevertheless, I had a plan for how to prepare them and that was what we would do.

 

 

Chicken was first, as usual, and things ran along smoothly until it came time for the ribs to be cut. Wouldn’t you know it, I cut the first rack wrong AGAIN. You would think I would learn, but noooooo, at least this time I caught it before I screwed up the whole bunch. After ribs, the pork again was a little over cooked for me, but we did the best with what we had. The brisket seemed OK and the beef ribs also came out good, a little better than I had thought they would. The hardest thing was getting six of those dinosaur bones into a turn-in box. It took a little creativity, but we got them in and they didn’t look too bad.

 

 

We broke down the site with the help of our guests and wondered down to the stage for the awards. Bobby had to hit the road early due to a previous commitment and asked that we call him if we had any good news. There were 50 teams here and the organizers decided to call from eighth place up. They called the beef ribs category first and we heard our name called for third place. I walked up to receive the trophy from the Harford County Executive David Craig. Unfortunately, for us, it was the last time that I would shake hands with Mr. Craig on that August afternoon, as we did not get any more calls to the stage. We were very happy with our beef ribs call as the field here included many top-flight teams from around the country.

 

 

The day got a little brighter after we received the complete scoring breakdown. We had finished 20th place overall out of 50 teams, 25th place chicken, 35th place ribs, 18th place pork, and best of all 10th place brisket. Our overall score was a very solid showing considering the size and depth of the field that was present. We had also received some good news five days before the Bel Air Bash, a team had dropped out of New Holland and we would get the spot. The contest was in two weeks. I guess that was good news; there would be 72 teams at New Holland, which included many of the big names that were here at Bel Air and then some. Oh well, go big or go home, isn’t that what “they” say……. Do me a favor, if you ever find out who “they” are, let me know, I have a few things I would like to go over with them.

 

The Banner or Where in the hell is Street Maryland?

 



For the geographically challenged, Street Maryland is about 10 miles north of Bel Air, about five miles from the Pennsylvania line. A check with Wikipedia tells us: Street, Maryland, 21154 is a rural unincorporated area in Northern Harford County, Maryland. The latitude of Street is 39.668N. The longitude is -76.379W. It is in the Eastern Standard time zone. Elevation is 525 feet. Street was first settled by Dutch immigrants in the early 1700s. The community was named for Thomas Street, a landowner. One of the central villages in Street is Highland. The village had a station stop on the Maryland and Pennsylvania Railroad which served the farms within the area until it ceased passenger service in 1954 and ceased freight service in 1958. The post office for Street, Maryland is located in the village of Highland. The village was once home to Highland High School which later became Highland Elementary School. Highland Elementary School was shut down when the North Harford Elementary School was opened. The large building has other community purposes now, including the alternative Highlands School, Mason-Dixon Community Service, Highland Senior Center and the Street post office. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Street,_Maryland. http://maps.google.com/maps?q=Street,+MD,+United+States+of+America&ie=UTF8&ll=39.67707,-76.381073&spn=0.242044,0.462799&z=11&iwloc=addr&om=1

 

So now, you know.

Our next contest was scheduled for the first part of August in Bel Air, very close to home. It would be almost 2 ½ months, that seems like a long time off, but it looked to be a very busy time. I do a little backyard catering for friends and family members. I had four weekends already committed in addition to a scheduled graduation party at my house for my youngest son Sam in late June. It would not be a very relaxing time.

 

 

The newly collected hardware from the Landover contest became a permanent fixture in the BBQ trailer. Several members of the team help me out with the catering gigs and we were always sure to display the two new trophies when we set up our cooking site. We had a lot of fun telling the story about our first contest to anyone that would listen. We would put out a good spread that might include anything from pit meats to pulled pork and anything in between. The folks really seemed to enjoy our food and listening to our tales of BBQ conquests, or should I say BBQ conquest (singular). Even though we were brand new team, we still had a lot of fun with it.

 

 

When you schedule four catering events, a graduation party and a week long family vacation, a 2 ½-month layoff goes by in a hurry. I was working on getting a team banner made. A friend of ours, Roger Parrish is a good artist and had expressed a willingness to help us with the creation of the banner. He said that he would do the preliminary drawing based on what I wanted. Roger and I met for lunch and I went over the different ideas that I had. He made some suggestions and said he would get right on it.

 

 

It was not long before Roger called and said he would drop off two sketches that he had done for the team banner. I looked them over and liked them both. (thanks Roger!) After some consultation with the family, I decided on one and dropped it off at the sign shop. I had given the sign folks a few additions to the sketch and of course, they also had had a few ideas, it was a real group effort. I just hoped that it would be ready for Bel Air.

 

The one thing I wanted on the banner was a reference to my home area of Street Maryland. Since I moved here in 1991, I think I had heard just about every reaction to the name of our zip code imaginable. The most often heard was, “where is Street Maryland?” I had even heard it from other people that lived in Harford County. I will agree that it is an unusual name, coupled with the fact that there is no real town named Street. It is the name of an area, and a large area at that. With no city or town that can be referenced, it almost begs to question, “where IS Street?”

 

 

In honor of the relatively unknown name of our post office up here in Northern Harford county, I asked the sign shop to have the running chicken asking the obvious question that a lot of folks might have, “where in the hell is Street Maryland?” The banner is a real hit when we travel to contests. I have seen many folks taking pictures and pointing at the characters displayed. It also serves as a real ice breaker as many people will come forward and say “I know where Street Maryland is” or they might ask the inevitable question, “where IS Street Maryland?” Either way, it is a great conversation starter and a great way to meet people!

 

Our first contest, the quest for a plastic pig begins.

Other team members did not take to the new name as I had hoped they would. “That’s our name?” and “you’ve got to be kidding” were some of the nicer responses that I heard. Even after I explained the Butch Cassidy connection, I was still getting funny looks. I guess it was to be expected, the name being a little different and all, but I felt confident that it would grow on them as it had me. Just give it a little time I thought, we still had time to make a change if we had to.      
The date for our first contest was fast approaching and before I knew it, there it was. Mike ordered the meat, I had been over the trailer a dozen times checking, and rechecking to make sure we would have everything we would need. Al was in charge of the Friday night feed, he whipped up a pot of potato soup, and brought along some bratwurst, one thing was for sure, we would eat well.    
Al is the senior member of our team and a very fine home cook. I had asked if he would mind taking charge of the Friday night feed and he enthusiastically agreed. This is a great help as there are many things to do prior to a cook-off and any time some of the responsibility is shifted elsewhere, it is a good thing. Al had recently bought himself a new Harley Davidson, which displays the vanity tag “olefool” as his license plate. There seems to be some debate as to where the handle came from originally. Rumor has it that it was a name coined by his wife Pete, when Al rolled home on his new wheels, “look what that ole fool went and bought!” she was heard to say.      
The only thing we were missing was some tunes. I took along some CD’s and decided to stop on my way down the road and buy a CD player. Most of the guys worked a half a day on Friday and somewhere around noon we were all headed south for the one hour or so drive to Landover.      
This was the first year for this contest and I was not sure how many other teams would be attending. I knew of at least two other contests, one in Pennsylvania and the other in Virginia scheduled for the same weekend. This would surely split up the teams that would be available to cook this weekend.      
When we arrived, John the contest rep met us. I told him this was our first contest and he said if there was anything we needed, just let him know. He made us feel very welcome, explained the meat inspection and stopped by several times to make sure things were OK. As it turned out, there were sixteen teams present for this contest. Not a large turnout, but certainly a respectable number for a first time contest. We did not know any of the other teams that were present with the exception of Brett Brown from Free Range BBQ who was one of our neighbors.        
Once we had our meat inspected, we started the prep work. I had made some notes of how we wanted to season our different meats and with a good team effort, got our meat trimmed, rubbed and into the cooler ready to go into the smoker. We had one packer brisket, one brisket flat, 2 pork butts, 25 pieces of chicken and 4 racks of spare ribs. This is a lot of meat, when you consider you are only handing in enough for six judges to get a taste. Extra meat is cooked in the event that some of the product is not as good as you want it to be.      
With all the meat ready to go into the smoker, it was time to kick back and relax a bit. We dined on Al’s potato soup and bratwurst, it really hit the spot as the night air was chilling down and the soup was very warm. We had Muddy Waters and Charlie Brown on the CD player and all was well in the world, at least it was pretty good in our little corner of Landover Maryland that night. After dinner, Bobby passed around a couple of fine cigars and with a few beers, we capped off a very relaxing evening.
It was not long and it was time to fire up the Tall Boy and get it up to temperature. We loaded the firebox with charcoal and lit it off. Before I knew it, we were up to 225 and ready for meat. The big meats, (pork and brisket) go on first, and then you have a couple of hours to get a little shuteye before the ribs go in.      
Mike had brought along a lazy boy recliner that he had set up at the site. We moved it into the trailer for the night and that was were Mike slept. The name “lazy boy” was born. Bobby and Al slept in their trucks and I checked into the hotel Tahoe. Erich erected a cot under the canopy and racked out there, that guy can sleep anywhere. Bobby insisted that he could not sleep in a vehicle, however, we had to send in a wake up service the next day to roust him up for breakfast. So much for not sleeping well in a vehicle.
Personally, I do not sleep well at a contest, as I was up several times during the night checking on the cooker. The alarm on the Guru sounded a few times and I was bunked closest to the cooker. At some point before sunrise, one of our butts was done. Needless to say, it was a little early. It was wrapped and dropped into the cooler to be held until needed. The other meats were cooking along nicely. The ribs were inserted at the proper time. As other meats finished, they were transferred to the cooler to be held until turn in.
While sitting around having our morning coffee I thought this would be a good time to have a team meeting. I went over the duties and tasks that were ahead and outlined how I thought that they should be handled. Bobby volunteered to run the boxes to the judges table and was henceforth known as “the runner”. I also went over our team expectations. We all wanted to do well and I knew that as a group we would do the best that we could. I just wanted everyone to know no matter how we did, that we should not be disappointed if we did not get a call to the stage, this was our first contest after all. We would give it our best and see what happens. Everyone agreed for once, as we anxiously awaited the first turn in which was chicken.        
Erich had prepped the boxes and with our eyes on the clock we loaded the chicken into its box for turn in with time to spare. Ribs were next, our ribs looked good but a mistake cutting two racks into individual ribs by yours truly added a little excitement into what had so far been a very smooth morning. I finished cutting the remaining ribs correctly and we laid them all out on the cutting boards and tried to decide which we would turn in. The correctly cut ribs did not look half as good as the ones that I had botched. After we tasted and bickered, we decided to go ahead with one of the racks that I had “miss-cut”. Of course, I would like to blame the cutting malfunction on anyone else but me, unfortunately, I had to take the heat, as I was the one holding the knife.
 
      The ribs made it to the judges with a few minutes to spare but I could tell by everyone’s reaction that we had cut it close. Pork was next, I was not happy at all with our pork butt. I felt that it was all over cooked and mushy. Mike and I did what we could, pulling what we thought to be the better stuff from both butts and assembling some selected bark sections to begin to build our box. The box was completed and Bobby took it to the table. It seemed for a minute or two that we were back on schedule.      
We then broke out the brisket. We took a center slice from the ones we had cooked and debated on which was the better product. After lengthy discussion, it was decided and we began to build our brisket box. I do not know what happened to the time, but before I knew it, we were into our last 5 minutes. I finished just in time and took off across the grounds towards the judges. They could see me running and yelled to me to slow down as I had plenty of time. I dropped the box at the table with a good 45-50 seconds to spare, a little too close to being disqualified for me.
        Nevertheless, we had gotten all of our meats in on time and with the exception of just a few glitches, things went off very well. We talked about our turn ins as we broke down the site, packed up the trailer and awaited the awards set for 4:00.        
With only sixteen teams in the contest, the organizers decided to call the top five in each category. As we walked to the awards area, I again told the guys that they had done a great job and not to be discouraged if we did not hear our team name called. The awards are in the same order as turn-ins starting with chicken. The award for second place chicken goes to “who are those guys?” You could have knocked me over with a feather, unbelievable, I was floored, I think we all were. A call for chicken in our first contest, we were on cloud nine. I walked up to receive the trophy and floated back to the team as they stood clapping and beaming with smiles all around. Can you believe this? We were amazed.
 
We stood, clapped and congratulated the others on their calls and looked at each other in shock. Pork and ribs came and went without hearing our name again but it did not matter, we had a trophy for 2nd place chicken and that is all we needed. Brisket, the final category, and second place goes to “who are those guys?” Did he say us again? Flabbergasted was the only word that comes to mind. Two calls in our first contest, you would have thought we had just won a world championship.      
  As we walked back to the vehicles for the ride home, I think we were all in shock. We had finished 6th place in a 16 team field.When we split up, I thanked everyone for their efforts and promised to send the scoring breakdown that is given out after each contest by the judges. I would make copies and mail everyone their own.        
While on the ride home I called Jo to tell her how we did, she too was amazed as was just about everyone else. I was thinking back over the events of the past 28 hours or so and realized that we had done very well for our first outing. Not a huge field of teams, but two second place calls and sixth place overall was a decent showing.
Our pork was the anchor this time and in rethinking the final stages of the prep for the pork, I made the realization that I had not sauced our entry. While some teams submit an un-sauced box, the plan for us was to sauce our pork and I had forgotten to do that part. Our pork finished 13th place out of 16. Three teams did not submit a pork box. I think that our pork box could be considered for the not so coveted DAL award for the pork category in the contest. In case you are wondering what the DAL award is, I will enlighten you, DAL equals dead-ass last. My mistake, enough said. Rest assured that I have not, to this day, heard the end of this, nor should I. Our miss-cut ribs had finished a respectable sixth, nothing wrong with that.
We had worked very well together as a team, had a few laughs, ate some good food, met new friends, gotten two calls and just had a good time all around. I could not help thinking back to what I had read on one of the BBQ forums that I visit, it is hard to believe how much time and money a person will spend to win a $4.99 trophy with a plastic pig on it, words of wisdom there. I do not know how others feel, but for us, that plastic chicken and cow were priceless.
Sunday morning as Jo and I were having breakfast at home with the boys, I got a surprise call from Steve. He wanted to know what the name of our team was because he had been reading the Forum and saw the results from Landover posted on line. I told him the name we had chosen and he congratulated us on our results.
The guys on the team could not wait for our next contest which was scheduled for August in Bel Air. Wait a minute, did you say August? That is two and a half months away, we would probably forget how to cook BBQ by then, I hope not.

Here is a little update on the G1 phone I bought and wrote about a while ago.  I’m happy to say that all problems with the phone have been resolved and I am very happy with this phone.  I am not happy with my old cell phone carrier Verizon.  Before canceling my service with Verizon I called and checked on how much I owed them.  The customer representative told me that since I was really paying my phone bill in advance if I cancelled before the 20th of the month I would not owe anything since my balance due with them was zero.  So I did cancel before the 20th. and at that time I checked with another customer service rep with Verizon and was told that I didn’t owe anything.  

Here is is a month later and I just mailed another payment to Verizon to get them "off my back."  After canceling my service with Verizon, I have been told I owed another payment.  After several phone calls with them I finally gave up.  So my advice to you is get it in writing what you owe before you cancel any contract with Verizon.  I will never do business with them again and I will never recommend anyone do business with Verizon.  

Now, back to the phone.  This update is all about the applications you can add to this phone. 

  • Weather Bug – I have replaced all other weather apps with weather bug it’s great.
  • Shazam – If your listening to some music on the TV or radio and don’t know the name of the song or who is singing it just turn on Shazam and in about a minute it will tell you the name of the song and who is singing it.  I am not sure how they do this but it works.
  • Snap Photo – The software that comes with the G1 to take pictures is improved greatly by adding this app.
  • Park Mark – Ever park in a large parking lot an have trouble finding your car?  With this app you simply mark you location and then your cell phone will guide you back to your car.
  • OI Shopping List – Allows you to create shopping lists
  • OI Notes – You can create and store notes on all sorts of thing that you can refer to later on.
  • Bubble – It turns your cell phone into a bubble level so you can keep things level
  • Memory for Lemnings – Cleans the memory up on your cell phone
  • Stream Furious – Streaming radio broadcasts for your cell phone.
  • Picasa – You can set up public and private photo galleries to view on your cell phone
  • Pac-Man – Everyone knows what Pac-Man is
  • Bonsai Blast – Another game

Ray Basso

Who are those guys?

  Due to a combination of quickly approaching middle age, (some would say I was already past), my sedentary lifestyle, and my portly physique in association with my increasing waistline, my regular Doctor suggested years ago that I include some type of exercise into my daily routine. Since then, Jo and I have tried to take afternoon walks. Sometimes we go together, other times I go alone. When walking by myself, I find I can get a lot of thinking done. I also win a lot more of the arguments when I walk solo.

  While strolling in the spring of 2007 my thoughts would turn to names for our team. The trouble was, as I walked I would think of many names, when I returned home, I would remember only a few. I guess I should add a failing memory to the list of middle-aged maladies to which I was beginning to suffer from. Perhaps I should carry a small note pad for which to jot the never-ending names for a team that would come to me while walking. My only concern was, I would get out on the road and wonder why I had a pad in my pocket, another middle-aged affliction, a very short attention span.

 

Not to worry, I started a list and within no time, it had grown to three pages front and back. When I had time, I would check on various websites and forums to see if I could determine if the names were already in use. If I did find them, I would draw a line through that name and come up with a few more. I have to say this was a very enjoyable process. I would come up with a theme or combination of words then build three or four names from the first. I also enjoyed looking at the combined lists of other teams’ names to see what others were using.

 

It sort of reminded me of the titles of porn movies, not that I am familiar with porn movies, but with the way one is bombarded with internet junk mail these days, one can’t help but be exposed to such things. Yea, that sounds good. As an example, Romancing the Bone, as a take off from the movie Romancing the Stone. Well, you get the idea. The same line of thinking has gone into the na